Heaven Is Our Destination Where We Will Be ONE With The Lord Forever

Today, we are in The Season Of The Last Generation. The Birth Pains that Christ Jesus spoke about are currently under way, including natural and unnatural disasters. They will be ever increasing. Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold. Social, economic and political turmoil will be ever increasing, causing people's hearts to be weighed down with dissipation, drunkenness and the anxieties of life. An apostasy within the Church of God is currently under way. This will all reach a climax with Satan revealing his Antichrist and requiring that everyone worship him; That every one receive his "mark" in order to buy or sell; The new currency of the New World Order, the New Tower of Babel.

Today, it is critical that those who have a heart for God are aware of what God is doing and speaking today. God is opening up His Word like never before in preparation for The Time Of The END. I exhort you to open up your heart and your eyes to see what He is doing and your ears to hear what God is speaking at this time. My prayer is that we will be able to stand before the Son of Man at His appearing, without fault and with great joy. I encourage you to read David Wilkerson's book, America's Last Call at davidwilkersontoday.blogspot.com. Also, Google, Tommy Hicks Prophecy, 1961 for a view of the End Times.

Tom's books include: Called By Christ To Be ONE, The Time Of The END, The Season Of The Last Generation, Worship God In Spirit And In Truth, Daniel And The Time Of The END, and Overcoming The Evil One. They are available at amazon.com. They can also be read without cost by clicking on link: Toms Books.

To receive Christ Jesus as a child by faith is the highest human achievement.

Today, the Bride Of Christ is rising up in every nation in the world! Giving Glory to Her Savior and King, Christ Jesus!
Today, the world is Raging against God, Rushing toward Oblivion! Save yourself from this Corrupt Generation!
Today, America is being ground to powder because of it's SIN against God!

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Friday, March 8, 2024

Thanks, Joe! Now It's Cereal For Dinner

Exclusive: Nin Privitera offers 7-day meal plan in response to Kellogg's suggestion

Pay attention, my dear readers. 

There are certain elite thinkers in this world who are sick and tired of your whining. 

So shut up and get out your cereal bowls and be happy.

The CEO of Kellogg Co. has a suggestion for you complainers that are paying more for food than at any time in the last 30 years. 

You can save money in your food budget if you eat cereal for dinner. 

CEO Gary Pilnick says that a bowl of cereal with milk will cost less than a dollar a bowl. 

So there! Hooray for Bidenomics. Bring out the Kaboom and let the good times roll.

Monday night dinner could feature Fruit Loops instead of fat-laden juicy hamburgers. 

Tuesday night, you, the little lady and the kids could indulge in Frosted Flakes in place of gooey spaghetti loaded with all kinds of bad old climate-killing beef products.

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Wednesday night could be a special dinner recognizing the family savings from the two previous nights' dinners. 

"Hey, kids, let's celebrate with two cups of Lucky Charms in place of roast chicken, with all the methane-laden chicken waste that's killing the ozone layer."

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Thursday night would be an austere dinner of Rice Krispies to make up for the extravagance of Wednesday. 

Friday would be a celebration of Bill Gates' new Save the World meals, like cricket crunch. 

Saturday could feature crazy cicadas, and a Sunday dinner of Special K and cockroach will end the weekly menu.

What great family fun and educational opportunities awaits a dinner fashioned around cereal. 

Dad will ask the first fun question about cereal mascots. "OK, kids, who says, 'They'rrre great'?"

"OK, Jane, this is your question: What is the other name for Niacinamide?"

Mom could play her part by asking a scientific question like, "Two thirds of a cup of Captain Crunch provides how much of the daily requirement of riboflavin? 

Danny, that's your question, because I know that riboflavin is one of your favorite ingredients."

You get the idea what a dinner treat this'll be.

America will be soon filled with families gathered around the new dinner table. 

They will start out by giving thanks to President Biden for his wise policies that have led to cereal for dinner:

"Thank you, Mr President, for Bidenomics, which has led us to this cereal dinner. 

We thank you for the polyunsaturated fat, niacin, 20% of our daily requirement of thiamin and 30% of our daily requirement of vitamin B6. 

We also thank Mr. Pilnick and the scientists at Kellogg for their expertise in providing this food with an easy opening box. 

And we thank John Kellogg for inventing the original corn flake, which led to the revolutionary frosted version..

"We also want to thank Hunter Biden tonight for being a dedicated defender of America. 

He has been sober for many years, and we hope his sobriety continues because he is defending democracy in America as well Bidenomics and the Biden regime.

"Thank you, Hunter, our sober savior, AMEN!"

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