"Mommy, Why is Daddy Wearing Spanx?"
Dear friends, I'm excited to announce the pre-order sales of my new book, "Twilight's Last Gleaming: Can America Be Saved?" It's a wild romp through the culture wars and the last four years of the O'Biden Administration. The nation needs a good laugh - and my new book contains lots of knee-slapping fun - along with some hard-hitting facts about what's going to happen if we don't fix our broken country. We start out with a chapter titled, "Darth Brandon and the Temple of Doom" and then take people through the attack on manhood (that's where the spanx comes into the story). I write about how Dixie has done gone woke - where some southern towns are serving barbecue tofu and smoothies made from liquified lawn clippings. I wrap up with an inspirational telling of Winthrop's "City on a Hill" message. Here's where I need your help. We need to boost our pre-order numbers. The book is available at your favorite bookstore and it's also available on Amazon. Click here to pre-order a copy - or two! And I'm also excited to announce that President Trump has personally endorsed the book. We will be doing a national book tour in the spring so stay tuned because we could be coming to your town very soon! |
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